All in a day’s play
Posted on Jun 03 2007 | Tagged as: While I should be working
This morning I’ve removed restrictions on gun ownership, lowered the legal age to buy alcohol, deregulated gambling, legalised drugs and prostitution, reversed the budget defecit, been elected to a historic five terms in office with the fourth term seeing me receive 88.5% of the popular vote… and then got blown to bits by religious extremists.
on 03 Jun 2007 at 7:31 pm 1 Matt said …
Hah.
That’ll serve you for being so decadent and creating a utopia of sin.
on 03 Jun 2007 at 7:37 pm 2 Christopher White said …
And legalising same-sex marriage, funding stem-cell research, refusing to teach Creationism and repealing the blasphemy law, of course.
Next time I might try to create an authoritarian religious society of creationism and compulsory school prayers just for a giggle.
Or I could get on with some work.
on 05 Jun 2007 at 4:26 pm 3 Matt said …
Everyone loves a Sikh, Chris, just remember that.