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One of the only rules of the “blogosphere” is that we have a sort of obligation to carry on what are effectively chain letters but without the pseudo-supernatural threats of “bad luck” and bogeymen.I’ve been passed a meme from the mighty Yellow Duck. I have to name 10 things I would never do, and then pass it on to ten bloggo-chums. This is a bit tricky for me - I’m not normally one to say “never”.

But here’s my list.

I would never:

1. Disobey the laws of the “blogosphere”, even the ones I find to be a nuisance.
2. Write the word “blogosphere” without using quotation marks, and cringeing.
3. Vote tory
4. Vote labour
5. Avoid making a joke even though I know it’s going to get me into trouble. (This isn’t necessarily a conscious thing.)
6. Go veggie. Was going to for a week once. Just couldn’t be bothered. I’ve had one vegetrarian meal in my life, and that was only because it was cooked for me.
7. Buy/pay to see anything that Mel Gibson has had anything to do with, ever. I’m not helping line the pockets of that chump. (Press screenings are okay though.)
8. Watch The Empire In Africa , even though I know I should. Don’t think I could take it.
9. Swear allegiance to, accept honours from or in any other way recognise the position of Mrs Windsor.
10. Write a list like this without reserving the right to change my mind at any time. (That’s what it’s for.)

And I would like to pass this on to: Matthew, Andy, John, Charissa, Willy, Cat, Dan, Ewen, Harry, James and Jon. As if they haven’t all got enough to do.