Comments on: Bankers http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/ "While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power." Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:43:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: Andy http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-419 Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:16:34 +0000 http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-419 You want to bank with the Equitorial New Guinea Miltary Coup bank, I find them most helpful. Also when you ring up you get to speak to a knight of the realm. Bonus. You want to bank with the Equitorial New Guinea Miltary Coup bank, I find them most helpful. Also when you ring up you get to speak to a knight of the realm. Bonus.

]]> by: Cat http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-385 Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:21:14 +0000 http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-385 Hahaha Mr Shite, s'funny. The Barclays business baffles even me, who's been busy teeth pulling for nearly two months. Can't you just take their bank statement back to them as proof? They accept every other banks' statement, why not their own. Hahaha Mr Shite, s’funny.

The Barclays business baffles even me, who’s been busy teeth pulling for nearly two months. Can’t you just take their bank statement back to them as proof? They accept every other banks’ statement, why not their own.

]]> by: Christopher White http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-363 Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:01:20 +0000 http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-363 No, and I think it was because it's not for my home address, though what they actually said was that it's not in my name. I pointed out that it is in my name, it's just spelt wrong. This prompted silence from the robot on the other end of the phone. Could be worse. My Dad once got a bill or something addressed to Mr Shite. No, and I think it was because it’s not for my home address, though what they actually said was that it’s not in my name. I pointed out that it is in my name, it’s just spelt wrong. This prompted silence from the robot on the other end of the phone.

Could be worse. My Dad once got a bill or something addressed to Mr Shite.

]]> by: Coffee Lover http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-356 Tue, 05 Sep 2006 15:40:42 +0000 http://christopherwhite.info/blog/2006/09/05/bankers/#comment-356 Did they accept the utility bill I sent through where Swalec had spelt your name wrong? I know I called Swalec once, to get them to change it, but they said they'd have to open a new account, despite the fact you were one and the same person and it was their fault. (You'd honestly assume Mr. White was a white unless told otherwise. Or at least I would). Not as bad as BT though. Old housemate Sam's surname was Hughes, which should be even more straightforward than your name. First time around they spelt it Huges. Upon ringing them, they promptly changed her name to Heghe. The first I can kind of understand if the person was incredibly dim and a bad speller. The second is beyond belief. Did they accept the utility bill I sent through where Swalec had spelt your name wrong? I know I called Swalec once, to get them to change it, but they said they’d have to open a new account, despite the fact you were one and the same person and it was their fault. (You’d honestly assume Mr. White was a white unless told otherwise. Or at least I would).

Not as bad as BT though. Old housemate Sam’s surname was Hughes, which should be even more straightforward than your name. First time around they spelt it Huges. Upon ringing them, they promptly changed her name to Heghe. The first I can kind of understand if the person was incredibly dim and a bad speller. The second is beyond belief.

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